Did a super villain write this headline? pic.twitter.com/nzBxqUkCpl
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2019
EMPLOYEES MUST CRY IN FRONT OF MIRROR ASKING THEMSELVES WHAT THEY’RE DOING WITH THEIR LIVES BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/aYmLoTa9DO
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2019
A defining moment in becoming an adult is when you realize you’re not actually angry with the world you’re just always really hungry.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2019
Remember folks, THIS is what winning looks like. pic.twitter.com/lGUfxM5FeV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2019
Left to my own devices I will just sit and stare and scroll through my own devices.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 23, 2019
TRUMP: Gimme a gorgeous tower in Moscow and I’ll do whatever you want
PUTIN: No
TRUMP: Playing hard to get? Ok. How about I give you everything you want and you DON’T give me a voluptuous va-va-voom tower?
PUTIN: Ok
TRUMP: That’s how it’s done people
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2019