Challenge accepted. pic.twitter.com/vd4OCH2xCV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2018
The Mona Lisa looks like it was painted right after da Vinci told Lisa to “smile more.”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2018
Snow has the same qualities that I look for in my ideal woman: it’s beautiful, it’s unforgiving, and, if given the chance, it will bury me alive.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2018
Me, after spending exactly one minute on WebMD pic.twitter.com/2r0fHJyJEh
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 12, 2018
When Don Jr gets arrested I’m gonna punch a hole in the sky so big I can shake God’s hand.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 9, 2018
1) Mass shooting occurs
2) President decries shooter as a “nutcase”
3) Conservatives say guns aren’t the problem
4) President continues slashing funding for mental health
5) Repeat until we’re all dead from mass shootings— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2018