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Author: Sam Grittner

Posted on November 7, 2018January 1, 2019

Dems, forget impeachment, it’s not happening with a Republican Senate. Start talking about the changes we need now:
• New Voter’s Right Act
• Outlawing private prisons
• A living wage
• Legalizing pot
• No stepping on the dance floor unless you’re gonna bring more more more

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2018

Posted on November 6, 2018January 1, 2019

If Abraham Lincoln we’re alive today he’d say two things:

1) “This is not my Republican Party. These people are the same self-indulgent, syphilitic tyrants I spent my entire life and career opposing and fighting against. To hell with them!”

2) “The penny? REALLY??”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018

Posted on November 6, 2018January 1, 2019

Donald Trump Jr. emerges from his voting booth with his ballot covered in spaghetti sauce even though he didn’t enter the booth with spaghetti or sauce.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018

Posted on October 31, 2018January 1, 2019

Merry Christmas, Goths!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2018

Posted on October 27, 2018January 1, 2019

A skeleton burnt beyond recognition because the privatized firefighters took two weeks to get to my house https://t.co/8oSXhz5SJc

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 28, 2018

Posted on October 24, 2018October 25, 2018

EMPLOYEES MUST SQUEEZE BRAINS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/34bjBehokH

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 24, 2018

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