The rich https://t.co/Tk1du5mx3r
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 6, 2018
Time to pour one out for Scott Pruitt *pours bottle of bleach directly into the ocean*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 5, 2018
Still trying to figure out what to get America for its birthday… what do you get for the country that has everything but only shares it with 300 or so of its people?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2018
Who’s excited for a new Civil War:
• Adults who play militia on weekends instead of using their allocated time for supervised child visits
• Gun industry
• People who think Jesus is racist
• Racists
• Racists in the gun industry who think Jesus is racist
• Ken Burns— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 3, 2018
Can someone tell Conservatives you can’t start a new Civil War until you acknowledge you lost the last one?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 2, 2018
Not only am I gonna take all your fucking guns, I'm gonna make MIA go back and re-record "Paper Planes" with all the gunshots replaced with kazoos.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2018