Anybody want to '96 tonight? That's where you listen to 'Wonderwall' and pretend like you have an economic future.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 13, 2018
Great news: I’m severely depressed again! Fortunately I have a little trick up my sleeve called, “Letting it dictate my entire day.”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2018
I’m trying my best to stay optimistic but *vaguely gestures at everything*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2018
HIGHLIGHTS FROM CONVERSATION W/POTENTIAL LANDLORD:
• He had the “#1 rap song in Romania for 2 years” (refused to tell me its name)
• Is convinced every woman in Williamsburg is a lesbian (but he doesn’t judge)
• Told me the best places for “a $15 Charlie Brown” (aka hand job)— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2018
An MTA worker just physically escorted a guy out of the last train on the Q and while he was being walked away he yelled, “I WASN’T THROWING HOT DOGS AT PEOPLE! I WAS TOSSING THEM!” God bless you, Verbiage.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2018
My Uber driver just ran three red lights and hasn’t said a single word to me. If he hits a fruit cart and keeps driving I’m gonna have to marry him.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2018