Mindy Tucker took this extraordinary photo with myself and Mike Brown for “The Feel Good Show”
I just have two questions about Space Force:
1) When will Flint, Michigan have clean water?
2) When will Puerto Rico have power?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 18, 2018
If you lose your Internet for a weekend technically that’s camping now.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 8, 2018
Gonna need this Canadian prosecutor to weigh in during every documentary going forward please and thank you pic.twitter.com/XUtAvFR0B0
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 7, 2018
I’m in a stolen ice cream truck being pursued by ten cop cars. We’re all going 10mph. Their sirens are being drowned out by the jingle at full blast. My ponytail is billowing out the window. I can smell freedom and mint chocolate chip. Even if they kill me I can never die.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 5, 2018
“You know how kids love horses that are forever frozen while screaming? What if I told you there was a way to make them go in circles after we impale them AND make a profit?” – Inventor of the carousel
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 5, 2018