“The new Cobra Kai dojo here in Jerusalem is just the beginning…” pic.twitter.com/0Dee9ENg6f
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 14, 2018
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 13, 2018
BEST WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH A BEAR:
• Admit you finally saw the end of “Grizzly Man”
• Say, “It’s not you, it’s I’m meat”
• Tell them you met someone who prevents forest fires
• Convert to park ranger
• Leave a note while they’re hibernating
• Don’t. It’s a fucking bear— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 12, 2018
I miss the old days of twitter, when it was just grammar nazis instead of actual nazis.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 11, 2018
You say, “Ferris Wheel” I say, “Temporary Sky Prison”
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 10, 2018
It feels like we're in a taxi with a driver who's freebasing while drinking bottle after bottle of 151, insists he knows where he's going even though it's clear he's lost, keeps running over cats and dogs and people, and we can't even roll down the windows to scream for help.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 8, 2018