It was the worst of times, it was the are you fucking kidding me with this shit? of times.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 7, 2018
Instead of throwing stones and worrying about efficiency, maybe just stop killing birds.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 6, 2018
1986: You gotta fight! For your right! TO PARTYYYYY!
2018: You gotta fight! For your right! To not get shot to death in school and hold elected officials responsible for their role in allowing this to continually HAPPENNNNN!— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 5, 2018
When I die I'm donating my body to science but only if they promise to use it as a piñata.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 4, 2018
okay, I'm excited about Westworld again pic.twitter.com/b4AqQ54hZD
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2018
Well, now we finally know who Trump is going to shoot in the face on 5th Avenue.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2018