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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on September 29, 2016October 1, 2016

REPORTER: Name one person you admire from the current cabinet
GARY JOHNSON: Lazy Susan

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2016

Posted on September 29, 2016

Here's my first piece for @Playboy, "How To Turn Your Lifetime Of Fuck-Ups Into A Resume To Kill For" https://t.co/LorTtW8O8H

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2016

Posted on September 28, 2016September 29, 2016

FRIEND: You sure do tweet about depression a lot
ME: Yep. You know what I'd tweet about if I were a fisherman?
FRIEND: Fish?
ME: Depression

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 28, 2016

Posted on September 27, 2016September 29, 2016

Donald Trump didn't look Presidential last night. He looked like he refused to believe his credit card kept coming back declined.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 28, 2016

Posted on September 26, 2016September 29, 2016

I can't stop laughing. The Republicans nominated an unqualified, unhinged sociopath and, wouldn't you know, that's who showed up tonight.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2016

Posted on September 25, 2016September 26, 2016

Hillary has to debate Trump while fact-checking him. Can you imagine it? A woman having to work twice as hard as a man for the same position

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2016

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