I want to have faith in humanity but I also want to keep reading the news.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 16, 2016
"The Bachelor" but with dogs
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2016
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/709181911676149760
I can relate to blenders because I also scream while I'm doing my job.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 12, 2016
"Oh heavens!" – Ben Carson who is currently having his hand mangled in his sink's garbage disposal
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 11, 2016
Is Googling someone first or second base?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2016