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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2016March 22, 2016

*inside pillow fort*
WERNER HERZOG: "Once again I have lost sight of humanity as I sit here encumbered by a prison of my own making."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 22, 2016

Posted on March 20, 2016March 22, 2016

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/711742308098699264

Posted on March 19, 2016March 20, 2016

"We finish each other's s-"
"-axophone solos."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2016

Posted on March 18, 2016March 20, 2016

The moment I start to fall asleep I get the sensation that someone put a roll of quarters in the jukebox that is my mind.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 18, 2016

Posted on March 17, 2016March 20, 2016

Kiss me I'm dead inside

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 17, 2016

Posted on March 16, 2016March 20, 2016

I don't know how Anonymous finds the time for both hacking and writing all those inspiring quotes.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 16, 2016

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