"Who's ready to bone?" – Paleontologist getting primed for work
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 27, 2015
An entire movie consisting solely of Batman trying to parallel park the Batmobile.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 26, 2015
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Very good boy
– Dog Santa's List— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 25, 2015
Don't be fooled, tonight. If you're visited by the ghost of future you, it's really your Looper. Kill them and reclaim what's yours.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2015
This is a threat not a promise pic.twitter.com/1QrLxa4i9M
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 23, 2015
Barack Obama's full name is Barack Hussein In The Membrane Obama.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 22, 2015