Behind every great woman is another great woman. They're everywhere.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2015
*parks pathfinder in front of group of teens*
"Pretty sweet ride, right kids? But here's the real Pathfinder."
*pops trunk*
*removes bibles*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2015
life alert but instead of 9-11 it calls your posse
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2015
The Nature Channel could blatantly be lying & I'd accept it as fact. "The hammerhead shark has over 9,000 teeth, is fluent in Latin, & raps"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2015
This is my favorite part of the day, when the pigeons are at their most judgmental.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 12, 2015
sext: do u want to come over and make .gifs from the bible?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 12, 2015