DONALD TRUMP: "America has the biggest ghost problem in the world and only I know who to call."
MEGYN KELLY: "The question was about Iran"— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 7, 2015
SATAN: The darkness will consume you
ME: Rad
S: There's no turning back
M: Cool
S: The process can't be reversed
M: Are we doing this?— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/627997709140643841
I'm writing a movie about this lady who's obsessed with the game, OREGON TRAIL. It's called, "The Girl With The Wagon Tattoo"
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 2, 2015
*job interview*
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Mirrors, puddles of water. Basically anything with a reflective surface."— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2015
Yelp doesn't let me review constellations? That's bullshit. Zero stars.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2015