how drunk on power was someone to create a salad bar?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2015
ME: Good night, Moon.
MOON: Why does everyone keep saying that? I just woke up.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 28, 2015
Have we tried sending ISIS thin mints?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 26, 2015
Is your baby smuggling drugs or releasing an EP? pic.twitter.com/6kCmGG8c3S
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 26, 2015
Guns aren't the problem. We need to outlaw all people and then the guns will finally be safe.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 24, 2015
You can lead a horse to water or just feed it some Mountain Dew and watch it go freestyle skateboarding all day.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 23, 2015