If I ever meet God I get the feeling that neither one of us is going to be impressed.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 19, 2015
My neck,
My back,
Casey and Ben Affleck— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2015
You could drink eight glasses of water a day every day or you could drink one ocean once and be done with it, the decision is entirely yours
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 16, 2015
Every day I wake up & I haven't been murdered in my sleep I think the same thing to myself, "today is gonna be tight. Let's get some donuts"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 14, 2015
Man I love it when I'm in the zone. Which one? Doesn't matter to me. Friend zone, autozone, ozone, calzone. Zone me like a permit.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 13, 2015
baptism by iced coffee
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 12, 2015