How is this not an Olympic event? pic.twitter.com/Rrcqx2wfWE
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 15, 2018
I miss the high of spending 10 minutes in my car trying to take the plastic wrap off a new cd.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2018
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY PUT THE GLOVE BACK ON HAMBURGER HELPER pic.twitter.com/IvTgsfnxlf
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2018
Might just fuck some garbage if it keeps flirting with me pic.twitter.com/YBEzlBGRFg
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 3, 2018
Challenge accepted. pic.twitter.com/vd4OCH2xCV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2018
The Mona Lisa looks like it was painted right after da Vinci told Lisa to “smile more.”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2018