Snow has the same qualities that I look for in my ideal woman: it’s beautiful, it’s unforgiving, and, if given the chance, it will bury me alive.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2018
Me, after spending exactly one minute on WebMD pic.twitter.com/2r0fHJyJEh
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 12, 2018
When Don Jr gets arrested I’m gonna punch a hole in the sky so big I can shake God’s hand.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 9, 2018
1) Mass shooting occurs
2) President decries shooter as a “nutcase”
3) Conservatives say guns aren’t the problem
4) President continues slashing funding for mental health
5) Repeat until we’re all dead from mass shootings— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2018
Dems, forget impeachment, it’s not happening with a Republican Senate. Start talking about the changes we need now:
• New Voter’s Right Act
• Outlawing private prisons
• A living wage
• Legalizing pot
• No stepping on the dance floor unless you’re gonna bring more more more— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2018
If Abraham Lincoln we’re alive today he’d say two things:
1) “This is not my Republican Party. These people are the same self-indulgent, syphilitic tyrants I spent my entire life and career opposing and fighting against. To hell with them!”
2) “The penny? REALLY??”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018