Donald Trump Jr. emerges from his voting booth with his ballot covered in spaghetti sauce even though he didn’t enter the booth with spaghetti or sauce.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018
Merry Christmas, Goths!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2018
A skeleton burnt beyond recognition because the privatized firefighters took two weeks to get to my house https://t.co/8oSXhz5SJc
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 28, 2018
EMPLOYEES MUST SQUEEZE BRAINS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/34bjBehokH
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 24, 2018
On your first day in prison go up to the biggest guy there and plant a gentle kiss on his forehead. He’s been hurt and let down time and time again. It’s time for the healing to begin.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2018
Does he know this isn’t Google? https://t.co/DYtDCnIrxi
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2018