You need to talk to God immediately?
*sets bush on fire*
It's ringing.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 7, 2014
I like that Jack White has the same complexion as actual piano keys.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 3, 2014
Sex in the city pic.twitter.com/uKGtEzIQP8
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 3, 2014
*tokyo drifts to sleep*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 2, 2014
Edward Snowden looks like every Circuit City employee that's ever offered me unsolicited help.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 29, 2014
Bill Murray is what a sigh looks like in human form.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 28, 2014