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*Kanye editing Kim out of their sex tapes so it's just him*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 19, 2013
INTERVIEWING TIPS:
*Make direct eye contact
*Body slam them to show how much intensity you can bring to the table
*Bring a spare mustache— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2013
People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2013
Nicole Kidman.
Nicole Teenman.
Nicole Adultman.
Nicole Grandman.
Nicole Dead, man.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 10, 2013
When you burn a jean jacket, it creates a rainbow of possibilities that were never meant to be realized
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 10, 2013