Donald Trump Jr is like if a protein shake and a DUI were a person.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 17, 2018
PICTURED: The President of the United States and Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/zTqZX2CKN6
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 16, 2018
You wander through the forest and come across Smokey the Bear. You see him burning piles of leaves. Aghast, you turn and stare at him. He solemnly whispers, “Only YOU can prevent forest fires” as he hands you the knife. He smiles as you stab him to death. He is finally free.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 15, 2018
Anybody want to '96 tonight? That's where you listen to 'Wonderwall' and pretend like you have an economic future.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 13, 2018
Great news: I’m severely depressed again! Fortunately I have a little trick up my sleeve called, “Letting it dictate my entire day.”
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2018
I’m trying my best to stay optimistic but *vaguely gestures at everything*
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2018