It looks like a new Pope is being chosen every five minutes in Battery Park.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2013
Happy 1/5th, Nerds!
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2013
"BIKINI SEASON IS ALMOST HERE: 10 WAYS TO HATE YOURSELF MORE" -Women's Magazines
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/320769786583871488
I can't afford traditional therapy anymore so I just go to IKEA, lie down on a couch, and wait for someone to ask if they can help me.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2013
Do you know what they call April Fool's Day in China? NOTHING BECAUSE THEY ARE GETTING SHIT DONE.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 1, 2013