Who’s excited for a new Civil War:
• Adults who play militia on weekends instead of using their allocated time for supervised child visits
• Gun industry
• People who think Jesus is racist
• Racists
• Racists in the gun industry who think Jesus is racist
• Ken Burns— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 3, 2018
Can someone tell Conservatives you can’t start a new Civil War until you acknowledge you lost the last one?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 2, 2018
Not only am I gonna take all your fucking guns, I'm gonna make MIA go back and re-record "Paper Planes" with all the gunshots replaced with kazoos.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2018
Celebrating the 4th of July this year feels like throwing a birthday party for someone who’s been kidnapped.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 28, 2018
Only in America can a man that has paid for abortions bring about the overturning of Roe v. Wade.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2018
Yes. They're all in Flint, Michigan. pic.twitter.com/kDpcDcWMd3
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2018