Get rich or die chewing https://t.co/OBUuiKWELq
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2018
It’s a good thing the torch on the Statue of Liberty isn’t real otherwise she would have set herself on fire months ago.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 24, 2018
I'm no expert but if I were the Hamburglar I'm pretty sure my name wouldn't be the crime I intend on committing combined with the one thing I plan to burgle.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 22, 2018
Stephen Miller is like if white socks with sandals and chloroform were a person.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 21, 2018
The fact that immigrants know that Donald Trump is President and still try to enter this country should tell you just how bad it is in the places they're trying to escape from.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 20, 2018
I just have two questions about Space Force:
1) When will Flint, Michigan have clean water?
2) When will Puerto Rico have power?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 18, 2018