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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2018May 24, 2018

Visual representation of Republicans' actions on gun reform pic.twitter.com/oJVPVNKIOK

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 18, 2018

Posted on May 17, 2018May 18, 2018

Are they the DJ’s at a funeral for cocaine? pic.twitter.com/r1pBsrJEGc

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2018

Posted on May 16, 2018May 18, 2018

Donald Trump Jr. is what you get when you try and make a person out of forged permission slips and cocaine.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 16, 2018

Posted on May 14, 2018May 18, 2018

“The new Cobra Kai dojo here in Jerusalem is just the beginning…” pic.twitter.com/0Dee9ENg6f

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 14, 2018

Posted on May 13, 2018May 18, 2018

pic.twitter.com/vm2a2EcWAf

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 13, 2018

Posted on May 12, 2018May 18, 2018

BEST WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH A BEAR:
• Admit you finally saw the end of “Grizzly Man”
• Say, “It’s not you, it’s I’m meat”
• Tell them you met someone who prevents forest fires
• Convert to park ranger
• Leave a note while they’re hibernating
• Don’t. It’s a fucking bear

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 12, 2018

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