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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2018April 13, 2018

How the fuck does Barack Obama have such an endless supply of self-restraint? Not a single tweet to the President asking, “So, Donny, how’s your day going?” Trump would literally explode and part of this nightmare would finally be over. I don’t get it.

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 10, 2018

Posted on April 7, 2018April 9, 2018

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/982599666377338882

Posted on April 6, 2018April 7, 2018

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/982337366487547904

Posted on April 5, 2018April 7, 2018

I would never join a cult!

-sent from iPhone

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2018

Posted on April 4, 2018April 7, 2018

I want to join a cult just to see if I have what it takes to make it to the inner circle.

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2018

Posted on April 3, 2018April 7, 2018

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/981199810349891585

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