John Bolton looks like the world's most enraged model train enthusiast
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 23, 2018
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/976927986233544706
"When Lee Harvey Oswald Wasn't Killing The President He Was Killing It On The Dance Floor" pic.twitter.com/4dq9vMP5Td
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 21, 2018
Finally watched "The Godfather" based on this poster. There were ZERO marionettes. If you have a passion for puppetry, this is not the movie for you. pic.twitter.com/7THFHjpdfL
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 20, 2018
WAITER: Is Pepsi okay?
ME: Is anything okay?— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2018
When you're supposed to go on SHARK TANK to pitch your edible skateboards but somehow end up on FOX NEWS pic.twitter.com/8iFHEJq6AP
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2018