If they’re actually going to go through with this HARVEST BOX bullshit, they need to run a pilot program where all Senators and Representatives eat it for three months first. I’d love to see how Paul Ryan enjoys frozen apricots, a wet bag labeled “meats”, and extra IKEA screws.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2018
The audacity of Mike Pence telling gay people they need conversion therapy when he hasn't even finished transitioning from mayonnaise-gargoyle to human being is absolutely stunning.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2018
Depression feels like what fluorescent lights sound like.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2018
My favorite Winter Olympic Sport is not allowing seasonal depression and the world we live in to leave me paralyzed on the floor in the fetal position on a daily basis.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 9, 2018
OKCUPID is *the* site to meet sexy, single mutants in your area pic.twitter.com/rzSRLFrPyW
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2018
This Quincy Jones interview is wild pic.twitter.com/rvWKkYmHlQ
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2018