Opinions are like assholes: without Net Neutrality you’ll have to pay extra to see either of them.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2017
If I ever own a yacht it’ll be called the S.S.RI
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2017
I'm so stoked that we brought new writers on for the season finale of 2017.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2017
I've felt like shit all day so I made some semi-inspirational quotes from Paul Rudd. Feel free to use and share them pic.twitter.com/J7ODrmOsem
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 11, 2017
Anyone can become the CEO of Hot Topic. All you have to do is strangle the current one to death with a chain wallet.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2017
GOP PRIORITIES:
• Elect a child molester to the Senate
• Protect Rapist-Racist President
• Pass tax cuts for billionaires
• Destroy Social Security and Medicaid
• Legalize hunting the poor for sport
• Allow guns to become citizens
• Pass “Drown Orphans In Nearest Well” law— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2017