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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2017December 4, 2017

So many questions:
1) Is this a fake ad for BLACK MIRROR?
2) Is it the sequel to ROOM?
3) Is this bed specifically for people with only the upper-half of their torso?
4) Are the shoes a reminder of “the accident”?
5) Do the Poltergeist under the bed come with or is that extra? pic.twitter.com/N93K0eupca

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2017

Posted on December 2, 2017December 4, 2017

BABY BOOMERS: Millennials are lazy, entitled pieces of shit that choose to live in their parents basement
ALSO BABY BOOMERS: By next year we will have bankrupted 70% Of Americans so we can buy invisible submarines and finally focus on destroying the sun

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2017

Posted on December 1, 2017December 2, 2017

PLAYING MULTIPLE GAMES OF YAHTZEE WITH PIGEONS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED pic.twitter.com/MJAFT1ffhq

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2017

Posted on November 30, 2017December 2, 2017

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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2017

Posted on November 29, 2017December 2, 2017

Hell called. They officially ran out of special places six months ago.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2017

Posted on November 28, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is like if expired Kohl’s Cash were a person.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 28, 2017

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