So many questions:
1) Is this a fake ad for BLACK MIRROR?
2) Is it the sequel to ROOM?
3) Is this bed specifically for people with only the upper-half of their torso?
4) Are the shoes a reminder of “the accident”?
5) Do the Poltergeist under the bed come with or is that extra? pic.twitter.com/N93K0eupca— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2017
BABY BOOMERS: Millennials are lazy, entitled pieces of shit that choose to live in their parents basement
ALSO BABY BOOMERS: By next year we will have bankrupted 70% Of Americans so we can buy invisible submarines and finally focus on destroying the sun— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2017
PLAYING MULTIPLE GAMES OF YAHTZEE WITH PIGEONS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED pic.twitter.com/MJAFT1ffhq
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2017
Hell called. They officially ran out of special places six months ago.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2017
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is like if expired Kohl’s Cash were a person.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 28, 2017