They say dress for the job you want but I don't know what outfit says, "I want to scream at the sky forever."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 26, 2017
Bill Cassidy always looks like he's either about to stick his dick in the mashed potatoes or he's trying to explain why he stuck it in pic.twitter.com/Pssp5LbTrJ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2017
today on, “THAT’S OUR SYPHILITIC RACIST PRESIDENT!”…
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2017
If you see a clown in a sewer drain you don't wait for it to strike up a conversation. You climb down first and say hi. Manners matter.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 21, 2017
ASSEMBLE THE BECKY VOLTRON pic.twitter.com/KwpZgzy9PA
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 15, 2017
Hello, my name is Paw Rudd! I'm a bodega cat and I'm here to brighten your day! But remember: threaten my livelihood and I'll eat you alive! pic.twitter.com/SXI3Bg3D5E
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2017