Don't let drunk Elon Musk write graffiti pic.twitter.com/TuZOCnHPUj
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2017
If the show doesn't end with the entire cast of "Westworld" murdering everyone in the room then we all watched for nothing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2017
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Life is a highway: its infrastructure is crumbling, there's trash everywhere, and in the future it will mostly be navigated by ghost vessels
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2017
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE UNBORN AT ALL COSTS, THEY ARE PRECIOUS DIAMONDS AND A REFLECTION OF OUR HUMANITY!
what about poor people?
HARD PASS
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2017
TRUMP: I think murdering, for the most part, is a bad idea
PRESS: "Donald Trump Has Matured Into The President We Need"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2017
REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer!
REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2017