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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2016December 14, 2016

Do we have to frame this as an abortion of Democracy before a single Republican lawmaker will speak up?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016

Posted on December 9, 2016December 10, 2016

I'm disappointed in Sarah Palin more than any other human being. She saw what Russia was doing from her backyard and chose to say nothing.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016

Posted on December 8, 2016December 10, 2016

Do you think Barron or Melania is going to operate the t-shirt cannon while Donald takes the oath of office?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 9, 2016

Posted on December 7, 2016

"On second thought, cancel the lemonade. I'll take a large blood straight from the asses of a minion and a troll." pic.twitter.com/R0IZtJo3WS

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 7, 2016

Posted on December 5, 2016December 7, 2016

.@GovMikeHuckabee You lived inside your mom, does that make you a gynecologist or a freeloader?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 5, 2016

Posted on December 4, 2016December 7, 2016

Pedophile or world's best babysitter? Neo-Nazi or just a fan of tiny mustaches? At @CNN, we have no morals and will do anything for clicks- https://t.co/s8Eih2zYm8

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2016

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