I need an app that's just Michelle Obama reassuring me that everything is going to be okay.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2016
Why would we believe women who are being honest about Trump sexually assaulting them? It's not like there's a tape of him bragging about it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 12, 2016
Never say the phrase "sexual conquest," unless you rode upon a mighty steed and thusly slayed a dragon before a Princess granted consent.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 11, 2016
Walk into a mansion today and inform the owners that it's yours now. Happy Columbus Day!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2016
TRUMP: Black lives *looks at hand* mothers
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2016
TRUMP: Have I fantasized about my daughter? Definitely. Am I perfect? Probably. Am I God? Absolutely
REPORTER: The question was about ISIS— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2016