I love Marianne Williamson. It's so refreshing to hear a dreamcatcher speak its mind.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 28, 2019
Elizabeth Warren is like your cool aunt except instead of a joint in the garage she's a got a 5-year plan for you behind the dumpster.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2019
I could really go for a Halloween right about now.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 23, 2019
Well, well, well… Not so brave now, are we? pic.twitter.com/GZuZ2XQgup
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 23, 2019
FEIVEL GOES REST https://t.co/IyxDvNyKXm
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 22, 2019
I spent 9 hours at the ER yesterday.
This was my first interaction with a medical professional there:
DOCTOR: What’s wrong?
ME: It feels like someone is stabbing my chest
DOCTOR: Do you know what’s causing it?
ME: Is someone stabbing my chest?
DOCTOR: No
ME: Then no, no I don’t— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 26, 2019