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Posted on March 18, 2016March 20, 2016

The moment I start to fall asleep I get the sensation that someone put a roll of quarters in the jukebox that is my mind.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 18, 2016

Posted on March 17, 2016March 20, 2016

Kiss me I'm dead inside

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 17, 2016

Posted on March 16, 2016March 20, 2016

I don't know how Anonymous finds the time for both hacking and writing all those inspiring quotes.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 16, 2016

Posted on March 15, 2016March 20, 2016

I want to have faith in humanity but I also want to keep reading the news.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 16, 2016

Posted on March 14, 2016March 20, 2016

"The Bachelor" but with dogs

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2016

Posted on March 13, 2016March 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/709181911676149760

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