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Posted on March 24, 2016

Cate Blanchett with Cate Blanchett starring as Cate Blanchett in "Cate Blanchett" with performances by Cate Blanchett and Cate Blanchett.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016

Posted on March 23, 2016March 24, 2016

Burying a pile of books tonight, just in case Trump gets elected.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016

Posted on March 22, 2016March 23, 2016

Millennials are selfish & entitled, said the generation that made a cure for old men lacking boners while the ice caps disappeared forever.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 23, 2016

Posted on March 21, 2016March 22, 2016

*inside pillow fort*
WERNER HERZOG: "Once again I have lost sight of humanity as I sit here encumbered by a prison of my own making."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 22, 2016

Posted on March 20, 2016March 22, 2016

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/711742308098699264

Posted on March 19, 2016March 20, 2016

"We finish each other's s-"
"-axophone solos."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2016

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