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Posted on February 5, 2016February 16, 2016

I want Jeb Bush to be Banksy so bad.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2016

Posted on February 4, 2016February 16, 2016

Fuck/Marry/Kill: Rock, paper, scissors

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 5, 2016

Posted on February 3, 2016February 16, 2016

*replaces every reference to god in the bible with the word daddy*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 4, 2016

Posted on February 2, 2016February 3, 2016

When you know the dignity of mankind but have suffered for the wrongs of others. pic.twitter.com/dzNWNhLhfp

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2016

Posted on February 1, 2016February 3, 2016

Nothing quite rings in Black History Month like a bunch of janky old white dudes talking about restoring our nation to the way it used to be

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2016

Posted on January 31, 2016February 3, 2016

I hope I pass away in my sleep so people can say I died doing what I loved.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2016

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