I want Jeb Bush to be Banksy so bad.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2016
Fuck/Marry/Kill: Rock, paper, scissors
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 5, 2016
*replaces every reference to god in the bible with the word daddy*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 4, 2016
When you know the dignity of mankind but have suffered for the wrongs of others. pic.twitter.com/dzNWNhLhfp
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2016
Nothing quite rings in Black History Month like a bunch of janky old white dudes talking about restoring our nation to the way it used to be
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2016
I hope I pass away in my sleep so people can say I died doing what I loved.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2016