Boba Fett's real name is Roberta Fettuccine.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2015
when ur kid rock but no ur not pic.twitter.com/TtBkGl7v21
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 17, 2015
when u know u got them the perfect secret santa gift pic.twitter.com/arg8qKKePX
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2015
Whenever I see someone with a flip-phone it's fun to try & figure out if they're a drug dealer, time traveler, or time-traveling drug dealer
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2015
"Quiet, Wolf. I'm in MY situation room." pic.twitter.com/OGzhDqsiIl
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2015
when ur basically a dictator but u also know who's a good boy pic.twitter.com/oloc1izAZS
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 15, 2015