This is a threat not a promise pic.twitter.com/1QrLxa4i9M
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 23, 2015
Barack Obama's full name is Barack Hussein In The Membrane Obama.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 22, 2015
CONTAIN YOUR FUCKING EMOTIONS pic.twitter.com/yH4dReNQyV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 22, 2015
The 50 funniest Twitter accounts of 2015: https://t.co/u8fuaQZYrH
— Matt Shirley (@mattsurely) December 21, 2015
Playboy.com named my account as one of the top 50 Twitter Accounts of 2015.
Fake it till you make it! Then, once you've achieved a modicum of success, spend every waking moment questioning who the real you is.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2015
Are nerds the bullies in high schools yet? They know the world is going to be theirs. "Give me your lunch money or I won't fix your website"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2015