GOP: All life matters at the moment of conception
SYRIAN REFUGEES: Please help us
GOP: Where would you get such a fucking crazy idea?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 16, 2015
*stares at cellphone almost all-day, every day*
"Well, time to watch that fictional show about zombies."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2015
Don't talk to me until I've had my morning.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 13, 2015
Life is like a bicycle, someone stole mine a long time ago so now I ride a horse.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 10, 2015
sweet jesus this lady's perfume is stronger than any of my passwords
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 9, 2015
"I was in 'Star Wars,' Chewie? That was me. But I've never been in the movies nor have I acted. Turtles are walking rocks." – Dr. Ben Carson
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2015