TAXI DRIVER: Where are you going?
ME: I've been asking myself that my whole life
TAXI DRIVER: (long pause) I don't go to Brooklyn— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 19, 2015
Female viagra?!? What's next? Cars for women? Food for women? Clothing and shelter for women? Where does it end?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2015
Behind every great woman is another great woman. They're everywhere.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2015
*parks pathfinder in front of group of teens*
"Pretty sweet ride, right kids? But here's the real Pathfinder."
*pops trunk*
*removes bibles*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2015
life alert but instead of 9-11 it calls your posse
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2015
The Nature Channel could blatantly be lying & I'd accept it as fact. "The hammerhead shark has over 9,000 teeth, is fluent in Latin, & raps"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2015