when u ready to turn the party up to maximum motherfunkness but u also a bird contemplating ur place in the universe pic.twitter.com/gYb7QysAGw
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 29, 2015
"Why do you have a second sink for people with giant hands to use?"
"That's the bath tub."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 27, 2015
Stop being afraid of periods, guys. If I bled from my dick once, not every month, just once, that's literally all I'd ever talk about, ever.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2015
Clear eyes. Full hearts. Denim cut-offs.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 24, 2015
I only throw cucumber water balloons.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 22, 2015
PACKING: An Essay
Here’s a short essay I wrote about pondering when I’ll cross paths with my Soulmate instead of packing for a trip I have tomorrow. Click on the link here if you want to read it.