COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You want someone who will listen but won't judge."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2015
THE JINX was a mesmerizing piece of television. I'm glad I watched the last episode again and noticed a minor detail pic.twitter.com/cIcCbyTnKJ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 17, 2015
That awkward moment when you need a belt and a tie but you only have one snake.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2015
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 14, 2015
"I'm trying to make a name for myself." – Unknown
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2015
"I like your miniature windmill that you've got up there."
"That's a ceiling fan."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2015