— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 1, 2015
Fortune cookies are great. I wish more desserts would tell me about my future. Like a cupcake with premonitions and sound investing advice.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2014
Fun Dirty Phrases:
"Shined the dinkler"
"Gammied the old scrullem"
"Twiddled me nanners"
"Mulched my bollud"
"Splerped so gelping much"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2014
I asked God for a sign that 2015 is going to be a good year then I saw this so now I know it's going to be amazing pic.twitter.com/l82lReoBEP
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 28, 2014
"Long time listener, first time caller." – Alexander Graham Bell
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 28, 2014
"I like your hot dog holder."
"That's a menorah."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 27, 2014