Without a posse they're just Juggalones
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2014
My anaconda knew it was you, Fredo.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 14, 2014
Embarrassment is just confident shame.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 13, 2014
"Some dogs go bark. Some go woof. I think I'd be a woofer." pic.twitter.com/5u7b5Thh5r
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 13, 2014
MAYBE SHE WAS BORN WITH IT, MAYBE IT'S AN APP
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 11, 2014
The anaconda wants what the heart can't have
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 11, 2014