I'm "too young to be too old for this shit" years old.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2014
Would Abraham Lincoln have died if he hadn't been shot? We'll never know for sure.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 2, 2014
Sometimes life can really get you down & sometimes you are blessed & just so happen to see Batman & Superman making out while walking home.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 1, 2014
Buy an island and fill it with giraffes dressed as dinosaurs. We'll charge nothing and call it GIRAFFIC PARK
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2014
*ding dong*
"Hello! And what are you supposed to be?"
"Don't you ask yourself that every day?"
"Take this chocolate and never come back."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2014
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