EVOLUTION IS REAL LOOK AT THIS BIRD'S SKELETON: pic.twitter.com/VcsPm0vdZg
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2014
"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
"I accidentally kept my eyes open when I sneezed and now I can taste time."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2014
10 MOST POPULAR WAYS TO SAY NO:
1) Ummmm…
2) Sure?
3) Yeah?
4) I guess!
5) Sometime!
6) Nah!
7) Nope
8) YEAH! I WLL! HA!
9) Maybe
10) Soon— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 17, 2014
*gets down on one knee*
"Will you?"
*texts her ring emoji*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2014
Before asking someone else on a date ask yourself, "Would I date me?" If the answer is "yes", ask yourself out and hope for the best.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 11, 2014
"USE LARGE STICK TO TURN PAGES OF BOOKS YOU FIND ON THE GROUND" pic.twitter.com/dQlHJbVks9
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2014