I'm going as a slutty Life Alert bracelet for Halloween
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2014
He Died Doing What He Loved: Practicing karate blindfolded on a cliff
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 7, 2014
You're more likely to die of embarrassment than Ebola. Calm down.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 4, 2014
APPROPRIATE QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE
Ladies love it when you tell them the sex was spooktacular.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 30, 2014
BROOKLYN SIDEWALK: A Love Story pic.twitter.com/Il3VDdWehn
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 2, 2014